[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”4.16″ global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_row admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”4.16″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.16″ custom_padding=”|||” global_colors_info=”{}” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text” _builder_version=”4.27.6″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” global_colors_info=”{}”]Are you caught in a quandary, conundrum, or crisis? Is your therapist phoning it in? Never fear, Arcade has you covered with No Straight Answers, an extra special “comedy therapy” show. Pittsburgh’s (allegedly) gayest comedian, Roy Gloeckl, hosts an outspoken and opinionated panel of hilarious experts* who can’t wait to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it! *Please note: These people are highly unqualified. They don’t even update their apps. Taking their advice seriously is a poor choice. No refunds.[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section]